REPORTER: “For Matthew: All the ‘Friends’ are sort of cooking along pretty well these days, except, it seems, for David. We don’t see him very much.”

MATTHEW PERRY: “Now, if David were here, would you say, ‘Except, it seems, for Matthew’?”

REPORTER: “It seems as if you and Matt and certainly Lisa and Courteney are all pretty darn successful on TV, and maybe I’m missing something with David in the movies.”

PERRY: “Are we anywhere near a question?”

REPORTER: “Do you ever see David, and does he talk to you about his goals?”

PERRY: “‘Does he talk about his goals?’”

REPORTER: “Say that again.”

PERRY: “‘Does he talk about his goals?’ Is that what you said?”

REPORTER: “His goals, yes.”

PERRY: “I have not seen David in a while, but I - I would assume he’s doing exactly what he wants to be doing. … You know, he loves directing. He loves the theater. So he’s probably doing a bunch of that lame stuff.”